1.  If I like it, I'll buy it.
2.  If my friend likes it, I'll buy it.
3.  If it's on sale, I'll buy it.
4.  If my friend thinks she's going to buy it, I'll buy it first.
5.  If there's no room in my knitting closet, I'll buy it and hide it
later.
6.  If my husband's home, I'll buy it and leave it in the car.
7.  If I'm in a hurry, I'll buy it fast.
8.  If I'm in a class, I HAVE to buy it.
9.  If I get teased about how much yarn I have, I'll buy more of it.
10. If I'm hungry, I'll buy a lot of it.